things that will always be attractive forever
- button up shirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows
- button up shirt
- with the sleeves pushed up
- to the elbows
- 5 o’clock shadow
- bUTTON UP SHIRTS
This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.
that’s a lot of murder
did you just read the entire bible over the weekend
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found
“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
oh my god
that cat is higher than mt everest
I don’t know if I should laugh or scream.
I was laughing before I noticed the captions. Now I’m dying.
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